Ask Captain Jack

Captain Jack Harkness. 133 Squadron, Royal Air Force. American volunteer.
I have a brother, Gray, and I'm engaged to Sarah Jane Smith, but it's complicated.

Part of the askwhoniverse RP
aim: cptnjacksexy

Anonymous asked: Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, Amy Pond who would you sleep with?

Probably not Donna. Otherwise, yes. There’s a handy flowchart I made a while ago about this, it’s hanging in the hub.

5/18 08:43 - 1 note

thestygiannerd asked: what the hell did we do tonight. We're only friends. Man,Loki's going to run me through and Shannon's going to turn you into dust. Called Dad abd Daddy, can't find them. TARDIS won't unlock. Your Vortex Manipulator's broken. Man I hate this planet.

I’ve been dust before, it’s sort of peaceful. …Dated a dust speck once, they’re awful in bed, just all tiny and… Wait, what about my vortex manipulator?!

5/18 08:40

rosetylerthebadwolf asked: Hi, Jack! You're engaged to Sarah Jane?! I never thought you'd settle. All the best.

Hi! Thanks, it’s um…. Something like that.

5/18 08:34 - 1 note

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